crystalzelda:

everyone’s got that couple of fanfics that you just read over and over even though you practically know it by heart because it’s so perfect it’s like a favorite book and you just catch yourself clicking to a random chapter on it because it’s so good it’s comforting to reread it

my-wrecklessabandon:

[gabriella montez voice] you’re crazy wildcat

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

levispoopjokes:

kiyotakasgirlfriend:

When you think you’re going to really hate a character but you end up liking them a lot

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when you think you’re going to really like a character but you end up hating them a lot
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cramp:

when you don’t get enough likes on a status
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